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Post by Ashley[l0ckd0wn] on Apr 29, 2008 1:30:13 GMT -5
This actually isn't my story at all, but my good friend Kyle's. You see, we were on the subject of how our moms act when they're drunk, and his mom is freaking HILARIOUS.
So, I guess one day he was just at home playing his guitar and his parents were out. You know, he's just minding his own business, playing his guitar, when his parents come home. His mom had had a few drinks and was kind of tipsy, so she runs up behind him and jumps on his back. He said she like wrapped her arms around his neck to the point of like strangling him, and wrapped her legs around him and was just saying "oh kyle, i love you so much, you're so great, i'm so happy your my son" kind of stuff.
Now when Kyle told me this, I personally was laughing my face off.
So, I guess one day he was just at home playing his guitar and his parents were out. You know, he's just minding his own business, playing his guitar, when his parents come home. His mom had had a few drinks and was kind of tipsy, so she runs up behind him and jumps on his back. He said she like wrapped her arms around his neck to the point of like strangling him, and wrapped her legs around him and was just saying "oh kyle, i love you so much, you're so great, i'm so happy your my son" kind of stuff.
Now when Kyle told me this, I personally was laughing my face off.
