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Post by Crystal.Light on Jun 13, 2007 17:04:47 GMT -5
I made this up with Goldenpaw
Princess: Okay, the movie's about to begin.
Smudge: Be quiet, Princess!
Bluestar: Hello Ziggybuggiedoopaw! *explosion*
Graystripe: Oh, Silverstream!
Silverstream: Oh, Graystripe! Catch! *tosses bomb*
Fireheart: *walks into scene* Graystripe, you can't- Silverstram! No more bomb throwing. Bring out the auto Graystripe maker! *auto Graystripe maker comes out, then brakes*
Fireheart: Ugh! Somebody be Graystripe! *walks offstage* You be Graystripe!
Feathertail: I can't be Graystripe, I'm his daughter! I could be Silverstream.
Fireheart: Please somebody be Graystripe
Ziggybuggydoopaw: I'll be Graystripe
Silverstream: You're not Graystripe. Who are you?
Ziggybuggydoopaw: I'm Ziggybuggydoopaw! *explosion*
Tigerclaw: *walking into scene* Has anyone seen my personal bomb collection?
I think that's enough for now.
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Jun 16, 2007 9:14:44 GMT -5
*roars with laughter* I remember that!
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Post by Crystal.Light on Jun 17, 2007 7:07:44 GMT -5
Next part.
Mistyfoot (I don't think this was the original RiverClan Cat, but I don't remember who was): *scuba diving in the river* Today, we look for the lost cat of StarClan. Now it seems we have found it. Let me shine the light on it. *shines light on cat* Who are you?
Ziggybuggydoogpaw: Ziggybuggydoogpaw! *explosion*
Princess: Oh, no! Now everybody who says Ziggybugg-
Smudge: Stop!
Princess: I mean, Ziggypaw's name will blow up.
Sumdge: Let's watch to see what happens next.
Goldenflower: *letting her kits out of the nursery* You will be just fine so long as you don't call that cat Ziggybuggydoogpaw! *Explosion*
Bluestar: Would all those old enough to catch their own prey gather for a clan meeting
Sandstorm: We're here, you stupid furball.
Bluestar: That's good. Now there have been a number of nucular explosions-
Fireheart: It's pronounced nuclear
Bluestar: As I was saying, a number of nuclear explosions have occured recently. Now we have the cat who is sapposedly behind all this. Fireheart will interview him.
Fireheart: What is your name?
Ziggybuggydoogpaw: Ziggybuggydoogpaw! *explosion*
Bluestar: Oh drat, now that's gonna be shown all over the place. Darnit.
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Post by Crystal.Light on Jun 18, 2007 7:59:58 GMT -5
Here's part three, If anyone's reading this, please tell me. I just realized that you might wanna watch the original movie (If you haven't already) so here's a link www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.phpMistyfoot: Now we resume our search for the lost cat of StarClan. Now it appears we have found it. *Louder* Let me shine the light on it. *quieter* Wait, that's not the lost cat of StarClan, that's that stupid apprentace. I refuse to shine the light on it. * real lost cat of StarClan takes Mistyfoot away* Ziggypaw (this is the same apprentace as before, but I hate having to type that much.): Incase anybody is wondering, my name is Ziggy...Paw!*explosion* Princess: Smudge, have you ever wondered why there is an explosion when somebody says the Ziggy word. Smudge: Shh, I think they are about to explain it Next Time |
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Jun 18, 2007 18:14:10 GMT -5
Oooh, next comes my favorite scene!
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Post by Crystal.Light on Jun 20, 2007 5:49:36 GMT -5
Okay, this part is excessively long, so I have to fill up 1 post with it.
Barley: Ravenpaw, have you ever wondered why whenever somebody says Ziggypaw's name there is an explosion?
Ravenpaw: Hey, I have wondered that.
Barley: What do you think we should do about it?
Ravenpaw: I say we go to Mars!!!
Barley: I've got a rocket, let's go!
Ravenpaw: Where'd you get a rocket?
Barley: You won't believe what the twolegs leave lying around!
Both: *get into rocekt* Wheeeee! Wheeeeee! *rocket runs out of fuel*
Take 2
Barley: You won't believe what the twolegs leave lying around!
Both: *get into rocket* Wheeeee! Wheeeeeee! *rocket crashes into cliff*
Take 3
Barley: You won't believe what the twolegs leave lying around!
Both: *get into rocket* Wheeeee! Wheeeeee! *get into space when they run out of fuel, knocking Earth, making everything fall into the Sun.*
Take 4
Barley: You won't believe what the twolegs leave lying around!
Both: *get into rocket* Wheeeee! Wheeeeee! *gets into space*
Ravenpaw: Oh look, there's Mars. Now we can find out why whenever somebody says Ziggybuggydoopaw's- *explosion*
Take 5
Barley: You won't believe what the twolegs leave lying around!
Both: *get into rocket* Wheeeee! Wheeeeee! *gets into space*
Ravenpaw: Oh look, there's Mars, again, let's go!*ship crashes into Mars, making it fall and hit Earth, making them all fall into the sun*
Take 6
Barley: You won't believe what the twolegs leave lying around!
Ravenpaw: Wait! I don't want to go through that whole thing again, I'm just going to fast forward. *fast forwards*
Barley: *fast forwarding stops* Ravenpaw, I think you fast forwarded wrong! *ground explodes*
Take 7
Barley: You won't believe what the twolegs leave lying around!
Ravenpaw: Okay, I'll fast forward correctly this time. *fast forwards until they get onto Mars*
Barley: What is this thing?
Ravenpaw: You mean the metal box with a tube out the top of it?
Barley: No, I mean the pink teddy bear. Of coarse I mean the metal box! *bomb shoots out the top of the tube towards Earth.
Ravenpaw: I think I get it. When ever somebody says Ziggypaw's name, this thing sends a bomb at them.
Barley: You know what we have to do, right?
Ravenpaw: What?
Barley: Destory this thing. I have a doll that can say that apprentace's name automatically.
Ravenpaw: Okay, that'll work. Something else the twolegs left around?
Barley: Yep, let's go. *presses button on doll then runs towards rocket. Takes off. Sees bomb on Mars blow up.*
Ravenpaw: Yay, now we can say Ziggybuggydoogpaw whenever we want. *explosion.
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Post by ~:.Silent.Step.:~ on Jun 26, 2007 7:19:42 GMT -5
jesus christ thats a long movie! lol, it has almost no point, but i watched it all...haha, i have no life....
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Post by Crystal.Light on Jun 26, 2007 11:51:05 GMT -5
I know, but the movie is funny anyway. Welcome, by the way.
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Post by Crystal.Light on Jun 27, 2007 16:25:06 GMT -5
This is short, but anyway,
Smudge: Well, that didn't help.
Squrrelkit: What do you wanna do?
Leafkit: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
Squrrelkit: I don't know, what do you wanna do?
*insert repeat last two lines over and over agan*
Leafkit: I know, let's play Toss-The-Hbomb!
Squrrelkit: That's a great idea! *tosses Hbomb that kills both of them*
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Post by Crystal.Light on Jul 7, 2007 11:06:43 GMT -5
Here's the last two parts.
Tigarclaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Scourge: Why are you screaming?
Tigarclaw: I'm screaming becuase I'm about to loose a life! *dies, then wakes up*
Ziggypaw: *appears* I'm here to stop you!
Scourge: I'm not quite ready to be stopped yet.
Ziggypaw: Okay. *leaves*
Tigarclaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Scourge: Why are you screaming?
Tigarclaw: I'm screaming becuase I'm about to loose a life! *dies, then wakes up*
Tigarclaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Scourge: Why are you screaming?
Tigarclaw: I'm screaming becuase I'm about to loose a life! *dies, then wakes up*
Tigarclaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Scourge: Why are you screaming?
Tigarclaw: I'm screaming becuase I'm about to loose a life! *dies, then wakes up*
Tigarclaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Scourge: Why are you screaming?
Tigarclaw: I'm screaming becuase I'm about to loose a life! *dies, then wakes up*
Tigarclaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Scourge: Why are you screaming?
Tigarclaw: I'm screaming becuase I'm about to loose a life! *dies, then wakes up*
Tigarclaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Scourge: Why are you screaming?
Tigarclaw: I'm screaming becuase I'm about to loose my last life! *dies*
Ziggypaw: I'm here to stop you!
Scourge: Don't
Ziggypaw: Of coarse I will! I'm Ziggybuggydoopaw! *explosion*
HAPPY ENDING
Smudge: Hey, it that's a happy ending, how come everyone dies?
Princess: Yeah. Did you notice that we are the only ones in this story who haven't died.
Smudge: I wonder how we're going to die.
Princess: Hey, my paw's stuck to my face
Smudge: Mine's stuck to the arm of this chair! *they both pull until Smudge looses his leg and Princess looses her head*
HAPPY ENDING
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Post by Crystal.Light on Jul 7, 2007 11:08:15 GMT -5
I'm not as demented as you think, don't worry.   |
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Aug 8, 2007 0:26:47 GMT -5
There were a couple other parts that Crystalspring somehow omitted. They're short, but funny.
Goldenflower: Wouldn't it be terrible if there were a word that blew up the whole world?
Speckletail: I know, yes, really.
Speckletail's kit scoots by.
Speckletail's kit: Gigglygoogyga!
*world blows up*
Announcer: Here we have the kamikaze race, where contestants race to run into a big brick wall! Our contestants today are Bluestar, Redtail, Lionheart, Raggedstar, Stonefur, Feathertail, Nightstar, Deadfoot, and Speckletail! And they're off!
(I don't remember all of the original contestants, but the list was something like that. I can remember the next part pretty well, though.)
The crowd cheers.
Announcer: And it's Bluestar in the lead, Bluestar in the lead, and Bluestar's about to- what was that?
A single-trumpet fanfare has just sounded, and from somewhere there comes the sound "Wheeeeeeeee!" Then: SPLAT! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash!
Announcer: And the Kamikaze Watermelon wins! Incredible! An amazing finish.
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Post by Crystal.Light on Aug 8, 2007 20:31:44 GMT -5
Oh, yeah, almost forgot about those.
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