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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 17, 2007 18:45:24 GMT -5
Because you've been watching too much TV.
Why is my brother at tae kwon do for twice as long as usual this week?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 17, 2007 18:47:41 GMT -5
He's getting a new belt? And I haven't watched any TV all day! Why does Goldenheart think I've been watching TV?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 18, 2007 19:52:07 GMT -5
Because purple panthers are fighting in my pajamas, and my fan is too loud. All night long, "Goldenheart, you're amazing! Goldenheart, you're brilliant! Goldenheart, you're wonderful!" (Just kidding. I got the idea from a comic strip.)
When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 19, 2007 17:30:16 GMT -5
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind. Why not?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 19, 2007 18:23:31 GMT -5
I don't know. Now that qualifies as a stupid answer.
Why are people obsessed with celebrities?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 20, 2007 15:25:06 GMT -5
Becuase celebrities have interesting lives. Unlike our very un-interesting ones. What's my real name?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 20, 2007 21:12:44 GMT -5
Your Real Name.
Why do I feel so zonked?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 21, 2007 19:49:41 GMT -5
Becuase you keep sneaking on the computer instead of doing your homework, making it take a lot longer.
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 22, 2007 9:20:26 GMT -5
Why did Crystal omit the question AGAIN?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 22, 2007 10:22:04 GMT -5
Becuase I'm an idot. Why am I such and idot?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 23, 2007 20:35:35 GMT -5
You're not an idiot. The real answer to your question is "Crystal and her sister, Cutepaw the Idiot." (If Cutepaw sees this, I'm just joking. Okay, not about the part in which Crystal has a sister named Cutepaw. Ah, you know what I mean.)
Why does Cutepaw have magic powers?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 24, 2007 13:19:36 GMT -5
She does? If Cutepaw has magic powers, why don't I know about them?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 25, 2007 14:03:22 GMT -5
Because you are the only person I know of who is immune to it.
Why is Crystalspring immune to her sister's magic powers of persuasion?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 26, 2007 6:49:48 GMT -5
Becuase we're blood relatives, I guess. If Cutepaw and I are blood relatives, then why does she have magic powers and I don't?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 26, 2007 22:05:24 GMT -5
You do, you just use them VERY differently from the way she does.
Why am I up so late?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 27, 2007 14:31:00 GMT -5
Becuase your parents haven't told you to go to sleep. Why haven't Goldenheart's parents told her to go to sleep?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 27, 2007 16:07:56 GMT -5
They have. I just can't always sleep.
Why am I studying English in Civics class and Civics in English class?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 28, 2007 16:03:59 GMT -5
Becuase the teachers are confuzzled. OMG! Lyk y du ppl tlk lyk tis?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Sept 28, 2007 19:43:41 GMT -5
Because they are either illiterate or impolite.
Why am I not sure of what Crystal was trying to say?
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Post by Crystal.Light on Sept 28, 2007 20:10:49 GMT -5
That was kind of the point. In English, I said: Oh my gosh! Like, why do people talk like this? Why is the tissue box nearest me blue?
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