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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Mar 26, 2007 15:51:18 GMT -5
Here's a posting game I had fun playing on another site: Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer! What you do is this: make up a really bizarre and/or pointless question, and post it. Someone else comes along and comes up with a funny answer, and posts that along with another pointless question! Sound like fun? Okay, it's better than it sounds. I'll start.
Why do the flowers on ornamental pear trees smell like fish?
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Post by .:Always:. ~*Silverstar*~ on Mar 28, 2007 23:07:13 GMT -5
Because someone planted a trout and it grew up into an ornamental pear tree.
Why does the skin I'm using right now have so much pink and purple in it?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Mar 28, 2007 23:09:57 GMT -5
Because I made a really dumb mistake and put pink instead of the green I was going for...
Why are there advertisements for RPGs on the top of the screen?
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Post by .:Always:. ~*Silverstar*~ on Mar 28, 2007 23:23:35 GMT -5
Because of purple panthers attacking the Intranets all over the world.
How does the news fader work?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Apr 3, 2007 22:35:37 GMT -5
That is an unanswerable conundrum, just like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Why are owls associated with braininess?
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Post by .:Always:. ~*Silverstar*~ on Apr 3, 2007 22:39:36 GMT -5
Because they're inscrutable and they have big eyes.
Why do people use strange punctuation? I just got back from a church thing, and there was one song we sang called "Who Will Answer," and the words were written like this: "Who will answer? Who will answer? Who will answer me? We will answer? We will answer? We will answer WE!"
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Apr 3, 2007 22:41:40 GMT -5
Lol! I think it's because someone's keyboard got stuck. They typed something wrong, and now people think that cool is where you type things wrong.
What's with people's obsession with chatspeak?
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Post by Opalstar on Apr 5, 2007 18:40:39 GMT -5
Someone "cool" started doing it and since then it hasn't stopped.xD
Why do people believe in global warming?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Apr 5, 2007 18:43:08 GMT -5
Because it seems that somebody noticed the temperature rising, and assumed it meant that the same thing was going on all over the world.
How come people say that it's "global warming" now, when they said "global cooling" in the '70s? (Check it out. I read it in an old issue of National Geographic.)
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Post by .:Always:. ~*Silverstar*~ on Apr 5, 2007 18:44:13 GMT -5
Because people like to look gullible.
Why is there a worldwide gullibility complex?
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Post by Opalstar on Apr 5, 2007 19:25:23 GMT -5
Because we are human and we are naturally gullible.
Why does cake taste so good? <3
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Apr 5, 2007 19:29:17 GMT -5
Because somebody invented the idea of putting sugar in it.
WHY does my brother have to speak in CharlietheUnicornese?
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Post by {sweetly bro.ken} Hollyleaf on Apr 5, 2007 19:39:53 GMT -5
Because he thinks it's fun.
Why do some people think it's fun to post brain-dead videos on YouTube?
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Post by Opalstar on Apr 6, 2007 16:55:43 GMT -5
Because they have nothing better to do.
Why do some individuals think that being mean to people is fun?
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Apr 6, 2007 19:31:27 GMT -5
Because they feel terrible and think that misery loves company.
Who started the typo culture?
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Post by Opalstar on Apr 6, 2007 19:56:47 GMT -5
I don't know but its annoying as heck...
Why do I have a sugar rush? *vibrates*
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Post by ♥Goldenheart♥ on Apr 6, 2007 20:05:17 GMT -5
Because of all the sugary songs that are bouncing around.
When a tree falls, why does it land in the woods?
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Post by Opalstar on Apr 6, 2007 20:23:42 GMT -5
because it was there in the first place?
why does the dawn break, and the night fall?
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Post by {sweetly bro.ken} Hollyleaf on Apr 6, 2007 20:25:40 GMT -5
Because people like to make silent things sound as if they are very noisy.
How is it possible that my best friend contracted a cold from a cigarette?
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Post by Opalstar on Apr 6, 2007 20:47:37 GMT -5
Do you mean get or get rid of, because it can mean either....in this sense I think it would mean receive? and the answer to that would be simple, they got germs off of it....
Why does the human race tend to make friends with other humans that identify with them?
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